Resul Balay is already a local legend around here! –Gokhan

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Does his album name mean “Rocking the Orphanage”?

“Balay” that order, ensign!

Uggh – 4 minutes and 18 seconds of pain. It just keeps coming…

Is she the spawn of Jimmy Durante? I phrase that as a question because it somehow seems less cruel.

Filmed on-site at a scenic sewage treatment plant overlooking the New York skyline.

I don’t want to lose you tonight––you’re the only thing that matters!

Can I get this on iTunes?

Ach, I hope not…

Just “Terri-ble.”

Look at that guy! He’s wearing a belly shirt tied at the midriff!

I can’t wait until that thing pops.

Australia has gotta have something better than this!

Yeah, like me, Crocodile Dundee!

This dragon is “wishing” he wasn’t Word clip art!

Puff the magic dragon…

I think Virgin would find this guy’s sword… diminutive.

“When you wish upon a star…”

Mommy, what do dragons wish for?