Reminds me of college.

Yeah, too much Top Ramen.

His day job is a UNIX sys-admin.

But he’s only a level 6 admin. Notice he doesn’t have his black belt suspenders yet.

Satan, you get out of here. Leave that woman’s hair alone.

Wasn’t this guy in the opening scene of The Lost Boys?

It takes real bravery to writhe shirtless on the floor of a Del Taco while playing George Michael tunes. I’m surprised he lived to tell the tale.