These are not the gourds you are looking for.

I’ve never been so grateful for loincloths.

That’s not a loincloth, that’s a diaper.

Shirts vs. blouses – FIGHT!

Ahh the rebellious youth of the eastern block youth of the ‘60s.

Their clothes could be used as vinyl siding on the house in the background.

Sounds disturbingly like “Cash Cow.”

She’d better get off that hood before it collapses.

Hood ornaments are getting awfully big these days.

Soviets never did learn how to sell cars.

I bought the record for the drunken leer.

Remember how in grade school kids would dare each other to eat paste? Kvaka won every one of those dares by licking the glue tub clean.