Those kids are like ‘man, I didn’t eat enough paste at lunch to take the edge off this kind of misery’.

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite trivia show, ‘NAME… THAT… MULLET!!’

Would it be the Eco-Mullet?!

CORRECT! You’ve just won a lifetime supply of hempseed lotion!

Even the parents look bored… those capitalist tree haters.

This video has all the necessary components of an awesome 80‘s video: lasers, jheri curl, “Hammer” pants, sweaty chest, and a third eyeball.

I miss the 80’s.

I don’t. My shrink still has me in weekly therapy to help me forget stuff like this.

More accordion and tambourine, please!

Its like a Weird Al tribute band!

Um… In my experience, the entire musical heritage of Ukraine is a Weird Al tribute.

I didn’t realize they were singing in English until minute 2.

We should offer some kind of prize for anyone that makes it through all 9 minutes of this.

Niiiiice….nothing says ‘emotionally stable’ like blue spandex and platform boots.

I love the throat guitarist!

Gotta watch till the end!! The camera man throws down his gear and walks out after the place almost burns to the ground when a fog machine goes berzerker.

I kept waiting for the Lucha Libre fight to begin. Bring on the caped midgets!!