The best performance of his life and he’s still depressed.

He’s even bringing the tree down.

A tree falling in the forest with no one there to hear it still sounds better than Denny.

His tour was sponsored by Prozac and razorblades.

Someone needs to pop that zit before it becomes fatal.

I….I can’t stop staring at it.

While some describe it as a parasite… Wayne says it’s a symbiote.

Makes me wanna recommend shopping somewhere else.

I think he has that suit on upside down.

Whatever you do, don’t stand up.

Don’t book that cruise ship.

Kids, this is what happens when you go to see Captain Eo too many times.

One word: peyote.

Someone’s parent’s didn’t teach them how to dress themselves.

These jackets may cause seizures.

Is the one with the goatee the evil twin?