ATTENTION: DO NOT THAW! DO NOT THAW!
This photo was taken moments before he was thrown naked from the Red Vines factory.
She’s got pretzels!
She makes a mean virgin margarita!
Full contact Scrabble, anyone?
It’s a wild shindig alright, but save some money for the rabies shots.
Zwingenberger: The ultimate rockstar of German home schooling.
Don’t cut his hair… it’s the source of all his power!
Well, there’s at least SOME power in the ‘stache.