Avatar FAIL.

At least the plot is original.

Straight from the set of Original Star Trek Episode 23. At least Kirk is unlikely to mate with this alien.

C’mon…. how much Star Trek did you watch? Kirk isn’t picky. I’m sure he’s down with balding green witches/goblins.

Bert rescued that pigeon from the BP oil spill.

He also has the most unfortunate male pattern baldness I’ve ever seen.

I don’t think Jabba approved of this.

The dancing karate keyboardist!

He’s got a blow-up doll there on the copier behind him!?

Is that the Jedi mullet?

Koto died a long and terrible death at the hand of George Lucas.

I love watching Olympic goat herders train for competition.

What? This is the Russian bobsled team.

Are you really sure they’re Russian? We mixed them up with the Greek last time.

Oh crap, it is Greek. But one thing we’re sure of, it is their Olympic bobsled team.