He must have a dairy allergy.

The Easter Bunny needs rehab.

I bet he lays really big eggs!

And now we know why they’re chocolate!

Oh HELL YES!

HELL NO! MENUDO!

All I want for Christmas is a glittered onesie!

Onesie’s are for little children. That’s a unitard.

Menudo – it’s not just a crappy band, it’s also a crappy food.

Poor Piñata!

You gotta check out their myspace page to hear their tunes!

THAT IS AWESOME. They better go into the witness protection program before the Colonel finds out. They’ll either be spokesman or lunch.

Ohhhh yeah. I’m totally going to spin some of this up at the family Christmas party.

Santa brings lucha libre dolls, electric guitars, and little boxes of hash for all the children around the world!

What exactly is ‘Beat’?