Regrettable Music | Ruthless music humor » Horrendous Holidays http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:22:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Yoda’s Christmas Carols http://www.regrettablemusic.com/3599/yodas-christmas-carols/ http://www.regrettablemusic.com/3599/yodas-christmas-carols/#comments Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:18:35 +0000 Ben http://www.regrettablemusic.com/?p=3599

Merry Christmas from us here at Regrettable Music!

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He also loves mustache wax and Garnier hair bleach.

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Sadly his eagle named “Freedom” died shortly thereafter… because he never let go.

But it tasted like chicken after being beer-battered and fried.

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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day from the Regrettable Music Boys!

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Someone got a spray-on tanning machine in his stocking.

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The original members of KISS?

If I remember correctly, they had a taste for live animals. That reindeer better run.

Poor Rudolph!

Ooh boy – another Christmas metal ballad album to add to my collection!

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