A Colt 45 Christmas

December 23, 2008
 

We here at Regrettable Music prefer the bold flavors of St. Ives Christmas Blend to Colt 45…

…now with real juniper berries!

His duet with Burl Ives is off the charts.

Judging from the foam on top, I don’t think that’s beer.

It puts a whole new meaning to the Advent Calendar––”45 days of drinkin’!”

 
 

Moonshine Making Skinhead Elves

December 22, 2008
 

Evidently Mrs Clause has had extensive plastic surgery since last we saw her.

I’m spending my Christmas with Ultimate Thule!

With moonshine making skinhead elves??!

Parents, please talk to your kids about the dangers of Ultima Online.

 
 

The Klap

 

He’s got the KLAP!

Don’t pull his finger, Lizzy!

Never accept candy or gifts wrapped in burlap sacks from strangers, little girl.

Fortunately he’s not Swedish or he’d have a hatchet along with that burlap sack!

 
 

Canadian Christmas

December 21, 2008
 

This must be French Canadian.

The bottom says, “Sixty musicians and singers.”

I don’t see ‘em! Those musicians must be shoved up the butt of that rocket.

 
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