Evidently Mrs Clause has had extensive plastic surgery since last we saw her.

I’m spending my Christmas with Ultimate Thule!

With moonshine making skinhead elves??!

Parents, please talk to your kids about the dangers of Ultima Online.

He’s got the KLAP!

Don’t pull his finger, Lizzy!

Never accept candy or gifts wrapped in burlap sacks from strangers, little girl.

Fortunately he’s not Swedish or he’d have a hatchet along with that burlap sack!

This must be French Canadian.

The bottom says, “Sixty musicians and singers.”

I don’t see ‘em! Those musicians must be shoved up the butt of that rocket.

I can’t stop looking at it!

I can!

The Christmas album for fans of Chucky…

…and Teddy Ruxpin.