Someone got a spray-on tanning machine in his stocking.

The original members of KISS?

If I remember correctly, they had a taste for live animals. That reindeer better run.

Poor Rudolph!

Ooh boy – another Christmas metal ballad album to add to my collection!

Meow.

The legend of ‘Bad Santa’ begins….

He must have a dairy allergy.

The Easter Bunny needs rehab.

I bet he lays really big eggs!

And now we know why they’re chocolate!