Someone got a spray-on tanning machine in his stocking.
The original members of KISS?
If I remember correctly, they had a taste for live animals. That reindeer better run.
Ooh boy – another Christmas metal ballad album to add to my collection!
The legend of ‘Bad Santa’ begins….
He must have a dairy allergy.
The Easter Bunny needs rehab.
I bet he lays really big eggs!
And now we know why they’re chocolate!