Ahhh, the patron saint of chastity…

…AND car jacking!

Yes, the official Catholic Church Saint Index online specifies that he must always be represented with a Budweiser in one hand and a TV remote in the other. The fu manchu and deer hunter hat are optional.

He has parental blocking turned off!!!!

He looks so happy!

If only he knew that the last child in the ball jump took a dump, he wouldn’t be so happy.

He wants you to do WHAT to win?

Explain to me how clicking his armpit will make me a winner?

I don’t think anyone wins. And this is bringing up freaky childhood memories of Chucky Cheese.

I can has explicit cheezburger?

At first I thought those white things were the piled skulls of men.