Gentlemen we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the power to build the first bionic man. Mr. Holmes will be that man. Better. Stronger. Faster. Capable of eating the whole menu at Taco Bell.

I can’t decide which category to put this in. ‘Master of Puppets’ or ‘Disturbing’, so it’s just going in ‘It’s All In The Name.’

As seen on Match.com?

Skin disease never looked this good.

This is why I always bring a pack of Wet-Ones to wipe down the microphones at every club we play. Never know what heinous rotting flesh symptoms you’ll contract from the band that played before you.