Evidently Mrs Clause has had extensive plastic surgery since last we saw her.

I’m spending my Christmas with Ultimate Thule!

With moonshine making skinhead elves??!

Parents, please talk to your kids about the dangers of Ultima Online.

This dragon is “wishing” he wasn’t Word clip art!

Puff the magic dragon…

I think Virgin would find this guy’s sword… diminutive.

“When you wish upon a star…”

Mommy, what do dragons wish for?

That is the worst tattoo removal job I’ve ever seen!