Oooh, a baby seal…
With televangelist hair!
And it’s possessed, apparently.
“FIRE DOWN UNDER!”
Check out the musical selection from this album.
He’s the Tarzan of rock n’ roll!
Thank God for loin clothes.
The sad thing is that "Virgin" is really only four foot nine. He snuck that sword past the guards at the petting zoo.
That horse could kick Mr. Ed’s ass.
I really have to wonder if there is a butt to those leather chaps.
"BY THE POWER OF GREY-SKULL!!!!!!!"
I really don’t picture Eden this way.
Men aren’t supposed to show “cleavage”… and those waist-high boots are joined by zipper to the top.
This reminds me of a college buddy who worked in the breeding stables for a couple of summers. We now fondly refer to him as “The Pony-Pleasurer”.
Hmmm, apparently Manowar kicked Frodo’s ass to get ‘the ring of power.’
Respect the metal or we’ll bring democracy to your country.
God bless America.
That’s a belt buckle even Garth Brooks could covet.
And continuing in a trend of bad elementary school flashbacks, Bennett says:
I think I used that ring as a flotation device in the kiddie pool.
What is metal’s obsession with big ass swords and spray-on tights?
Bennett, noting the flags, says:
Poor France!
I don’t really feel that bad for France.