Battleaxe: Burn This Town

February 2, 2008

Battleaxe: Burn This Town

Poor town…

Album art by Timmy McGregor, Grade 2, Ms. Phillip’s class.

Timmy’s daddy rides a hog on weekends away from his accounting job.

Those boots were made for burnin’.


Riot: Fire Down Under

January 31, 2008

Riot: Fire Down Under

Oooh, a baby seal…

With televangelist hair!

And it’s possessed, apparently.



Ted Nugent: Nightmares of the Nuge

January 29, 2008

Ted Nugent: Dream Scream

Check out the musical selection from this album.

He’s the Tarzan of rock n’ roll!

Thank God for loin clothes.


Eden: Broadswords and Black Leather Chaps

August 20, 2007

Virgin Steele - Visions of Eden

The sad thing is that "Virgin" is really only four foot nine. He snuck that sword past the guards at the petting zoo.

That horse could kick Mr. Ed’s ass.

I really have to wonder if there is a butt to those leather chaps.


I really don’t picture Eden this way.

Men aren’t supposed to show “cleavage”… and those waist-high boots are joined by zipper to the top.

This reminds me of a college buddy who worked in the breeding stables for a couple of summers. We now fondly refer to him as “The Pony-Pleasurer”.

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