Thor – Keep The Dogs Away

April 27, 2010
 

thor-keep-the-dogs-away?

I think Thor may be wearing fishnets… which is a haunting realization I could have lived without.

I got rabies just from looking at this.

I heart Thor.

Well, Thor apparently hearts Muscle Milk and Mark McGwire’s personal trainer.

Thor needs a session with The Dog Whisperer. For him, not for the dogs.

 
 

Mortification

April 23, 2010
 

mortification?

I actually saw this band and shook that dude’s sweaty hand. In the middle of the set, I was knocked unconscious in the mosh pit and woke up missing one shoe and one leg of my pants was almost torn off.

Is that Frank Zappa?

 
 

Stryken – First Strike

April 20, 2010
 

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I’d rather be stricken with polio.

Nothing says ‘metal’ like spandex, miniskirts and moon boots.

Well, when you are just starting out in the rough world of the music business, sometimes you have to raid your mom’s closet and the ski gear in the attic cuz you just don’t have the cash for a pair of new jeans.

 
 

Bakers Dozen

November 23, 2009
 

Bakers Dozen - Raise Hell

Let’s all go to Krispy Kreme!

Is this a classical album?

I have a message for all you metalheads out there — leave the poor dogs alone!

He either needs to be burped or he needs a big bib.

I don’t think he’s had his shots.

 
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