Steel Panther: Death to all but Metal

November 18, 2009

Steel Panther

Can you believe someone put this in as the free download on iTunes????

Don’t be fooled by the cover–they have remarkable depth.

To steal Bennett’s usual comment, “Poor iTunes.”

We acquired a copy of their production budget from the lead singer’s mom. Line items include a five gallon tub of wrinkle cream, a Teletubbies DVD box set, tailoring of one “slightly soiled” studded leather unitard, and seventy-four linear feet of wig material.

The metal legend never died – it just went shopping at hot topic for a couple of years before stopping off at one of those spray-on tanning booths at the strip mall by my house.

Even the Karate Kid would be jealous of those headbands.

Sweep the leg! Sweep the leg!…. heck, sweep everything.


Super KISS!!!!

October 2, 2009

Umm… there’s not even any music in this video!

But it’s KISS!!!

He’s right – we must publish it.

If I could have any superpower, it would be ROCK N ROLL! (Or laser vision).

I’ll pass on the laser vision if it comes with ‘pleather’ pants, goth facepaint and stick-on animal whiskers.


Cookie Monster Metal

July 20, 2009


Rocking Ozzfest stages in 2010.

You know I’ll be there, knocking some muppet skulz in the pit.


Mother Please

June 1, 2009

I… I just don’t know.

Someone needs to switch to decaf.

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