How is this Valentine’s Day related?
This is why you’re still single, dude.
Nothing says love like midgets in makeup…
…drinking fake blood.
I thought there was nothing worse than KISS… I have been proven wrong.
(Pointing at the screen) It’s Hello Kitty!
It’s a Hello Kitty brassiere!!?
It turns out the air guitar championships of the world are held in Finland!
I don’t know if we should insult Finland. They’re badasses.
Ben can. He’s insulted every other country in Europe.
Evidently Mrs Clause has had extensive plastic surgery since last we saw her.
I’m spending my Christmas with Ultimate Thule!
With moonshine making skinhead elves??!
Parents, please talk to your kids about the dangers of Ultima Online.