My minions will do my bidding!

It is a little known fact that dozens of people are eaten by garden gnomes every year; it’s just not widely reported!

The brothers Grimm gave us Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but Mexican tradition has apparently given us Manuela and the dozen garden gnomes.

I wonder if the TSA went to third base with that donkey like they did with everybody else before they boarded the plane.

Unfortunately, sir, we are going to have to detain your ass.

That’s like really awesome.  We can’t make fun of this.