Nine men, one ring, everyone (including the audience) loses.

Someone is trying to redefine the V-neck.

This is like Andre the Giant on Spanish Star Trek.

That man in the front… his nipples cannot be contained.

I’m concerned that the pants aren’t tight enough.

For what?

Nothing says epic like glasses from chemistry class and a fur coat.

That’s the worst wax model of Cindy Crawford EVER!

God was not kind to some Argentines.

I always wondered why my mom said to never touch an accordion without first disinfecting it with bleach. Well know I know.

Slowly after Quim started playing, the clothes mysteriously disintegrated.

This is not the way to impress the future in-laws.

Eminem – the early years!

Don’t post that… Eminem will find us and kill us!

Post it anyway!

Fine. At least he knows I fear him.

Eat your vegetables, kids, or a little man with an accordion will visit you in your sleep.

And be sure to check under your bed. Their bites are vicious.