Tu Vives En Mí

November 7, 2009


I think ‘tu vives en mí’ means ‘you live in me.’

Daniel, buddy, three of her could live in you. Comfortably.

Surprisingly his nickname, ‘La Lota’ does not mean ‘The Love Nugget.’ It translates as ‘The Burbot’, a rare mud dwelling codfish.


Los Payasonicos – Senor Locutor

August 28, 2009

Believe it or not, this band is huge in Mexico. I saw this on Telemundo.

Dude, Mexico is STUPID!

Clowns: Mexico’s newest and most effective drug mule.

Hey, let’s play Operation!


Menudo – Feliz Navidad

December 27, 2008

No wonder they don’t celebrate Christmas in Mexico anymore.

If you’ve ever eaten menudo, you know why.

That “P” in the corner is for “parental advisory.”


The Hora… Oh, the Hora!!

December 9, 2008

Oh the “Hora”! Oh the “Hora”!

The eyes, the hair, it all seems to follow me around the room and the rest of the house. ––Christopher

Do not taunt the turtleneck.

This guy looks like he needs a whole bottle of Lunesta.

Lunesta––isn’t that the oil that causes anal leakage?

No, that’s Olestra.

Ahhh, those were the days!

Everytime he gets a hair cut, another Brillo pad is born.

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