Don’t Touch My Mustache

June 4, 2012
 

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… or I’ll gore you with my frickin’ unicorn puppet!

Metal bands have gone so soft this decade.

 
 

Señor Wences

January 29, 2012
 

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Ahhh, forbidden love!

… even forbidden in Mexico.

The only performer to french-kiss his own puppets on live TV.

Wanted in 14 states for crimes against puppeteering.

 
 

Rock n’ Disco Mr. Bullfrog – Country Style

December 3, 2011
 

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I don’t want to know how he makes that frog sing.

They broke up shortly after Timmy squeezed the bullfrog too hard.

 
 

Orville’s Song

July 24, 2011
 

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Best blind date ever.

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded, this is the kind of thing they usually wind up producing… it’s the best socialism has to offer.

What kid doesn’t want to hear a puppet duck quack about the gulag?

Is that Gene Wilder?

 
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