June 21, 2010


Look at me! I’m a real boy!

That’s right after they drank the Kool-Aid.

This love needs another coat of paint.

But I AM a real boy?!?


My Little Pony – The Musical

April 29, 2010


I’d rather spend an afternoon in a knife store with Chucky than sit through an entire performance of this stuff.

I think Ian should extensively review the authenticity of this production as he is our resident My Little Pony expert.


Herman Finkers

March 8, 2010

Herman Finkers - Het Meisje Van De Slijterij

Roughly translated, ‘Here is my beautiful wife!’

What if I don’t WANT what’s behind door number one?

It isn’t every day you get to see a turkey in garters.


Love In This Club – Animatronic Style???

January 27, 2010

The best part is the rap in the middle.

Someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

I will never go to Chucky Cheese’s again.

This dude has a whole family room filled with creepy animatronics stolen from Splash Mountain!

My childhood just took a walk through the red light district, and it might need some antibiotics before I’ll let it come home again.

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