Don’tcha Put It In Your Mouth

August 7, 2009

It’s the lighting that makes these puppets look so evil… right?

They are singing blobs of demon-possessed cotton candy!

Kids, make sure you don’t put those puppets in your mouth.

I learned a lot from this video! Now I know why I have tummy troubles so often.


Jesus Loves The Little Stereotyped Racist Puppet Children Of The World

July 29, 2009

The black children in this are more… gray.

You ain’t gonna see this on Fraggle Rock!

Definitely not Jim Henson.

It ain’t easy bein’ green. – Kermit the Frog

It ain’t easy bein GRAY either!


Cookie Monster Metal

July 20, 2009


Rocking Ozzfest stages in 2010.

You know I’ll be there, knocking some muppet skulz in the pit.


Bert ‘n Ernie Go Brutal

April 20, 2009

They just came out of the studio with Animal.

I needed to rehydrate after just watching that!

Ride the lightning, bitches!

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