Don’t Leave Me Alone

June 30, 2009
 

Don'tLeaveMeAlone

She’s getting ready to eat him.

Some kind of Donner Party reenactment?



 
 

FUSBI – Come on Back

May 11, 2009
 

Just because you think you are Bruce Springsteen doesn’t mean you can pull off an American flag bandana. Can we forcefully repatriate him to France?

She’s gonna regret dropping that twenty dollar bill!

Who talked the guitarist into stripping his shirt off during the last chorus?? They need to be taken into custody.

The military needs to use this on Somalian Pirates.

When’s the last time you saw a balding fat guy wearing an American flag bandana??

Every week on the Speed channel, dude. NASCAR!



 
 

Artie’s Done Sneaking Around

March 2, 2009
 


Apparently Artie’s hookah habit is wreaking havoc with his love life.

Drunk dial!

Talk about bling! That’s the most pimpin’ cell phone I’ve ever seen.

She’s gonna kick his ass.

 
 

L.V. Johnson – He’s Cold & Mean

February 14, 2009
 

All you cold and mean ladies, look out!

Ladies, please ignore the domestic violence charges on his record–she had it coming.

The L.V. stands for ‘Love Vortex!’

I guess cold and mean is better than tepid and passive.

 
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