Jaci, why would you do this to yourself? Honestly, why?

Did she wrap her head in toilet paper?

She’s showing off one of her favorite styles from her book 101 Ways to Wear a Flat Bed Sheet.

She’s missing an ARM!

Rotating and balancing every 5000 miles is important or you’ll tend to get lopsided wear… as we see manifest here.

I would tend to disagree… I think you could push a river with those!

Beach volleyball, anyone?

She does not look 83!

I’m absolutely positive none of these guys are gay!

He’s trying a new accent because his first three albums in his native Latvian tongue didn’t sell well Stateside. With redone versions of “Babay, You Sweet Den Borscht” and “Love Yew Liek Chernobyl”.

This cover design was done in ballpoint pen on a cocktail napkin in “Little Sasha’s Vodka Parlor”.

Yeah, each copy is hand drawn by his mother.

I think she’s done two so far… one for him, and one for her.

He looks like he’s singing into an electric shaver.