I think ‘tu vives en mí’ means ‘you live in me.’

Daniel, buddy, three of her could live in you. Comfortably.

Surprisingly his nickname, ‘La Lota’ does not mean ‘The Love Nugget.’ It translates as ‘The Burbot’, a rare mud dwelling codfish.

I’ll speak for myself and say I’m glad it didn’t open.

Wet cleanup on aisle five.

…and aisle four!

Funny breakup songs are usually reserved for country music and involve liters of whiskey, commensurate hangovers, pickup trucks and dogs. This song could be the beginnings of a whole new genre stereotype – how exciting!

And we were all here to witness it… sort of like discovering a new species of slime mold.

I know how to spell ‘velour’.

Does he know how to spell ‘alimony’?

He knows how to make his own clothes!

He’s the Martha Stewart of blues!

This album cover was made possible by generous grants from our sponsors: Motley Crue’s leather pants collection; BALCO InstaMuscle! Now in three delicious flavors; and Maury’s Bacon-Scented Hair Paste… ‘Tastes Great, Less Fluffing’.

‘They all cried out…’ and were suddenly silenced for obvious reasons.

Dear lord, did no one wear shirts in the ’80s?!