Erotic Feelings

January 12, 2010

Erotic Feelings

Nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Eh? Eh? “Windmills.” Wink, wink.

Regardless of the album title, I see things with spinning blades and all I think is ‘circumcision.’

This is… complicated.

It’s love making music for hippies. It sold 135 copies in Berkeley.

Ah yes, “promo material” for single engineers working on Siemens wind power farms.



November 14, 2009


Furry arms don’t belong in sleeveless spandex tube tops.

Salvo — definition: an outburst resembling the discharge of firearms or the release of bombs.

Salvo got his first big break doing TV ads for Pantene Pro-V shampoo. He’s never lost that glossy sheen and great control!

Flowing mane! Flowing mane!

Salvo looks so happy! … or constipated.

Is this an album cover or an ad for a day spa?


Tu Vives En Mí

November 7, 2009


I think ‘tu vives en mí’ means ‘you live in me.’

Daniel, buddy, three of her could live in you. Comfortably.

Surprisingly his nickname, ‘La Lota’ does not mean ‘The Love Nugget.’ It translates as ‘The Burbot’, a rare mud dwelling codfish.


My Parachute Won’t Open

November 5, 2009

I’ll speak for myself and say I’m glad it didn’t open.

Wet cleanup on aisle five.

…and aisle four!

Funny breakup songs are usually reserved for country music and involve liters of whiskey, commensurate hangovers, pickup trucks and dogs. This song could be the beginnings of a whole new genre stereotype – how exciting!

And we were all here to witness it… sort of like discovering a new species of slime mold.

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