He looks like the Kraken.
Have any of you ever worn suspenders with sweatpants? Wedgie from hell.
He’s holding the letter opener of the spirit.
Forgive me father, I’d rather go to hell.
Attendance is down.
Cussing is up.
If mass goes long there may be violence.
In the name of the Father, Son, and Our Lady of Spain.
…and the Polish saint Lawrence Welk.