Forgive me father, I’d rather go to hell.
Attendance is down.
Cussing is up.
If mass goes long there may be violence.
In the name of the Father, Son, and the Lady of Spain.
…and the Polish saint Lawrence Welk.
Forgive him, Father, he knows not what he does.
I love the New Testament.
That guy’s blouse dates right around then.
He seriously needs some conditioner!
And the house was filled with the sound of rushing wind… from a giant blow dryer.
That dude really needs to take some hair hints from the Grooming Guys.
Anyone want to renounce their denomination after watching this?
Whoa! I feel brainwashed already.
Man, what does Jesus think of all of this?
Jesus hasn’t seen these guys yet… but when he does get around to it, he’s going to be pissed!
That dude’s smile is way too creeeeeeepy.
