Regrettable Music | Ruthless music humor » Sacrilicious (Religion) http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:22:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The Armageddon Singers http://www.regrettablemusic.com/3632/the-armageddon-singers/ http://www.regrettablemusic.com/3632/the-armageddon-singers/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:13:30 +0000 Regrettable Music http://www.regrettablemusic.com/?p=3632 the-armageddon-singers

Folk-pocalyptic.

I can hear their pickup lines now – ‘But honey, what if this is the last night on earth!?’

I like how they’re singing in a graveyard.

I always knew the apocalypse would be ushered in with two guitars and a banjo.

Number one requested cover song – ‘This Is The End’ by The Doors.

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Go forth and slay for Christ.

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Airborne terror can be stopped?!? Someone tell the TSA to check this out so they can stop trying to get to third base with me.

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Two yuppies and their ethnic minority servants sing, ‘I Never Gave Up.’

It’s time to give up.

I tap out! I tap out!

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And the Lord smote them with floral patterns and pumpkin ties.

And on the 7th day He rested.

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It’s ZOMBIE JESUS! RUN!

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