Forgive me father, I’d rather go to hell.
Attendance is down.
Cussing is up.
If mass goes long there may be violence.
In the name of the Father, Son, and Our Lady of Spain.
…and the Polish saint Lawrence Welk.
Jewish vikings… awesome!
The scourge of the Sea of Galilee.
Should we ask about circumcision?
Beware, kids – matching sleeveless sweaters and ties are the gateway drug to matching facial ‘Thugz 4 Lyfe’ tattoos.