Roughly translated, ‘Here is my beautiful wife!’

What if I don’t WANT what’s behind door number one?

It isn’t every day you get to see a turkey in garters.

Well, this video only took 3 years to make.

They have the time, Ben.

Remember, he wears the sweater of perpetual celibacy.

He looks like he could turn into Goat-Man at any second. –Dan

I’m against animal testing of this music.

Focus??!! I’d rather use a magnifying glass to burn a locust!

It’s kind of hard to focus when you’ve taken your entire stash of acid just before walking on stage.

This scientifically proves that high audiences prefer yodeling.

Gladys Knight loves it!

It’s Thelma and Louise!

Why?

This is the only place accordion should be played. In an empty meadow… with only one other mad man there to hear.