He looks like he could turn into Goat-Man at any second. –Dan

I’m against animal testing of this music.

Focus??!! I’d rather use a magnifying glass to burn a locust!

It’s kind of hard to focus when you’ve taken your entire stash of acid just before walking on stage.

This scientifically proves that high audiences prefer yodeling.

Gladys Knight loves it!

It’s Thelma and Louise!

Why?

This is the only place accordion should be played. In an empty meadow… with only one other mad man there to hear.

And now for something completely different!

Pin the tail on the… uhhh… nevermind.

Afros, naked butts and aggies! My favorite!

Don’t forget the feather boa.

Animal husbandry at its best!

I want a divorce.

From the country that gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize…

Now you know why I don’t go hiking in the woods when it snows.

Who knew the clarinet could be so sexy.

Take a tip from Günter and get some ‘Sunshine Girls!’

This is my idea of purgatory — being followed around by Jonny and company.

That guy looks like someone kicked him in the sax.