From the country that gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize…

Now you know why I don’t go hiking in the woods when it snows.

Who knew the clarinet could be so sexy.

Take a tip from Günter and get some ‘Sunshine Girls!’

This is my idea of purgatory — being followed around by Jonny and company.

That guy looks like someone kicked him in the sax.

In honor of Thanksgiving (and courtesy of a user submission from Mel!), we bring you… Apache.

It is so epic, I almost don’t want to rip on it.

It takes a real man to wear a buckskin suit with two foot tassels.

The next time I visit the great outdoors, I hope I stumble upon this!

Oh, this is GOOD.

Is this the Jetsons?

Albinos in spaaaaaaace! This reminds me of Moonraker, where the villain wants to create a super race of Aryans!

This was the big break for the Swedendorf Junior College cheer squad.

I purchased a pair of those plum-colored polyester high-rise pants on eBay for $23… they were stained with sweat.

It’s no surprise that Papa Penguin failed his drug test after this one.

This whole thing is just a thinly veiled propaganda piece for interspecies dating.