He’s got the KLAP!

Don’t pull his finger, Lizzy!

Never accept candy or gifts wrapped in burlap sacks from strangers, little girl.

Fortunately he’s not Swedish or he’d have a hatchet along with that burlap sack!

Forever? I hope they’re not in heaven!

Thank god the shirtless denim vest was not forever.

You do realize those men’s hands are all surgically attached!

…forever?

Walkers? I would rather be confined to a wheelchair.

I prefer to avoid absolute words like, “forever” and “always” when discussing music, but this album is a definite “never.”

Apparently birth control in Sweden is a bag of chloroform rags and a hatchet.

“Daddy had a rough day at the office kids – run like hell!”

80 kroners for this CRAP?

Yeah, or 10 euros in the Netherlands store.

Next time my girlfriend comes over for some smoochin’, this is definitely going to be playing low…

This guy is channeling Shatner.

Some languages were never meant to be sung… I’m sorry to say that Armand has discovered one of them.

“The Best of Armand” collection has a track called “Das ist juist de pest”.

This man must be a GOD in Holland. His hair rivals Hasselhoff.

“Hollands glorie”? I’d hate to see their military!