The 80′s were not kind to Tommy Seebach.

He’s making the international hand gesture for breasts!

Those are maraca’s that he’s shaking, Ian.

Those are in additional and supplemental to the ‘international hand gestures.’

He’s got the KLAP!

Don’t pull his finger, Lizzy!

Never accept candy or gifts wrapped in burlap sacks from strangers, little girl.

Fortunately he’s not Swedish or he’d have a hatchet along with that burlap sack!

Forever? I hope they’re not in heaven!

Thank god the shirtless denim vest was not forever.

You do realize those men’s hands are all surgically attached!

…forever?

Walkers? I would rather be confined to a wheelchair.

I prefer to avoid absolute words like, “forever” and “always” when discussing music, but this album is a definite “never.”

Apparently birth control in Sweden is a bag of chloroform rags and a hatchet.

“Daddy had a rough day at the office kids – run like hell!”