80 kroners for this CRAP?

Yeah, or 10 euros in the Netherlands store.

Next time my girlfriend comes over for some smoochin’, this is definitely going to be playing low…

This guy is channeling Shatner.

Some languages were never meant to be sung… I’m sorry to say that Armand has discovered one of them.

“The Best of Armand” collection has a track called “Das ist juist de pest”.

This man must be a GOD in Holland. His hair rivals Hasselhoff.

“Hollands glorie”? I’d hate to see their military!

You know that dog is thinking "I hate my life".

Another blow to Swedish nationionalism…

I’m sorry, but no woman is really going to say to Gunther
"touch me now".

Eat your sweet heart out ABBA.

Credited with popularizing the paint-on ‘stache.

You had me at "ding dong."

Skanky, and festive.

Gunther exudes the holiday spirit… um, whatever that is.

Mmmm…. Guuuunther.

I WANT DING DONG!

Fear it, love it, touch the ‘STACHE!

His mom still plucks it for him.