It’s great to see he plays both kinds of music: country AND western.

This may be a surprise to some of you but they make their own clothes.

It’s reverse polygamy!

Warning: these band outfits may cause seizures.

Or sudden uncontrollable vomiting.

If you rub a lamp, a genie comes out. If you rub a conch shell, all you get is David Allan Coe.

And all he does is dance.