Regrettable Music | Ruthless music humor » Southern Comfort http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:22:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Stonewall Jackson http://www.regrettablemusic.com/3583/stonewall-jackson/ http://www.regrettablemusic.com/3583/stonewall-jackson/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:41:33 +0000 Ben http://www.regrettablemusic.com/?p=3583 stonewall-jackson

Its the white Junkyard Dog.

That’s an insult to Junkyard.

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No wonder they are kept in a deep hole in the ground.

Now touring a bat guano farm near you!

Scaring the crap out of flying rodents since 1978.

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The lasso is symbolic of Uncle Bud’s colon.

They cut up that horse real bad.

…something fierce. Poor horse.

It’s not a horse… it’s an ASS!

Ladies and gentlemen… the inventor of the board game HOSPITAL!

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Twice convicted. Never sentenced.

I hid that locket in a cake to get her out of jail. My love!

Wait, does that say, “Dottie Jim”?

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There aren’t goodies back there… trust me!

Don’t. Go. Behind. The. Barn.)

Run, child, run! That bad man’s got an accordion.

Looks like the small one on the left tried to run, but is now having some corporal punishment administered for his efforts.

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A literacy campaign by a man in his underpants seems doomed to failure.

Or prison.

I would send my children to this story time with a taser.

Tell ‘em to aim for the groin! It will give Swampie another story to tell.

Kick him in the dogg!

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