There aren’t goodies back there… trust me!

Don’t. Go. Behind. The. Barn.)

Run, child, run! That bad man’s got an accordion.

Looks like the small one on the left tried to run, but is now having some corporal punishment administered for his efforts.

A literacy campaign by a man in his underpants seems doomed to failure.

Or prison.

I would send my children to this story time with a taser.

Tell ‘em to aim for the groin! It will give Swampie another story to tell.

Kick him in the dogg!

Apparently they still hang people in Texas. Remind me to not commit any crimes in El Paso.

Hey, they have a really low crime rate.

Man… this is so bad, its prosecutable. Assault with a bad demo tape.

Don’t mess with Texas… in a rap battle!

I wonder what Indians think about this?

You mean Native Americans?

Awwwwkward!

Jewish shoppers not allowed, apparently!

Prepare to be struck by ‘Jewish Lightning’!!