Have You Heard This Story?

April 19, 2010
 

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A literacy campaign by a man in his underpants seems doomed to failure.

Or prison.

I would send my children to this story time with a taser.

Tell ‘em to aim for the groin! It will give Swampie another story to tell.

Kick him in the dogg!

 
 

El Paso Police Dept. – Think Twice

November 3, 2009
 

Apparently they still hang people in Texas. Remind me to not commit any crimes in El Paso.

Hey, they have a really low crime rate.

Man… this is so bad, its prosecutable. Assault with a bad demo tape.

Don’t mess with Texas… in a rap battle!



 
 

The Red House Furniture Store

September 9, 2009
 

I wonder what Indians think about this?

You mean Native Americans?

Awwwwkward!

Jewish shoppers not allowed, apparently!

Prepare to be struck by ‘Jewish Lightning’!!



 
 

You Can’t Tell Me What To Do

November 9, 2008
 

That’s exactly the kind of attitude that got him into prison the first time!

And the last time.

Mama didn’t love him.

As seen on HotOrNot.com. He’s a 9.5.

That says a lot about HotOrNot.com

Put a shirt on, Norman!

 
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