Swamp Dogg – Rat On

August 19, 2007
 

Swamp Dogg - Rat On

Remember, children, that’s “Swamp Dogg” with two “g’s” and a big…white…rat.

(Pointing) He’s riding bareback!

For the record, I’m against interspecies dating.

For the record, I’m against that shirt!

“I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!” Actually, no,
I’m the king of the swamp.

That rat survived Chernobyl.

Anyone ever seen The Secret of Nimh?

Rat On! RAT ON! RAT ON!

 
 

This Boat Don’t Float

August 18, 2007
 

Boat Diddley

Check out the musical selection from this album.

Boat Diddley? Is that a play on words?

I think I saw him on Bassmasters last week.

The scary part is that the “2006” in the album title dates this accurately within the past half-century. This was straight-up designed in Microsoft Word.

Battle for the bayou: Swamp Dogg vs. Boat Diddley.

Yeah, winner rides away on a huge white rat.

Was he a guest referee in Bud Bowl V?

The greatest tragedy in this man’s life was when they shut the Dairy Queen. He even wrote a song about it.

… listening to the Dairy Queen song …

“Hot fudge judgement… and soft whispers”? All I know is that it takes a lot of “hot fudge judgement” to build a body like that.

This a proud headliner in our “Southern Comfort” category for a REASON! Where else would someone write a love song to the Dairy Queen?

 
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