When All Your Friends Die… Make Music!

August 19, 2007

Freddy Gage - All My Friends Are Dead

This seems kinda… morbid.

He probably killed his friends for those albino snakeskin boots.

Never trust a preacher whose friends are all dead, who wears white snakeskin boots, and who has founded his own ministry called “Pulpit in the Shadows.” (See the fine print at the bottom of the cover.)

I’ll be your friend, Freddy.

This was the little-known inspiration for Right Said Fred.

Yeah, "I’m too sexy… to live."


Swamp Dogg – Rat On


Swamp Dogg - Rat On

Remember, children, that’s “Swamp Dogg” with two “g’s” and a big…white…rat.

(Pointing) He’s riding bareback!

For the record, I’m against interspecies dating.

For the record, I’m against that shirt!

“I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!” Actually, no,
I’m the king of the swamp.

That rat survived Chernobyl.

Anyone ever seen The Secret of Nimh?



Madre Gonna Knock You Out

August 18, 2007

J-Zone - Music for Tu Madre

It’s interesting to note that she must be left handed, because she has a baseball bat within easy reach on that side.

Man, J-Lo’s mom is hardcore. No wonder Ben Afleck dumped her.

She’s batting 1.000.

Has anyone even tasted St. Ides?

Actually, it turns out that St. Ides comes in a whole bunch of fruit flavors. Don’t ask how I know this…

I love you, Mom.


Let Me Touch Him


Let Me Touch Him


Only wearing gloves.

…rubber gloves.

Matching gray polyester suits: $29.99. Matching horn-rim glasses: $12.05. Forty-five years in prison: priceless.

“Charcoal gray” rules.

But they look so happy!

I have a dirty mind and I’m just going to keep my mouth shut on this one.


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