I want to be like Steve Walsh when I grown up.

Steve Walsh like the cousin of Chuck Norris but with a better tan. He can shoot you from 2 miles away without a rifle – he just puts a hunting scope on his revolver.

Us boys here at Regrettable Music would just like to thank all you readers for your rabid support. (We’d also like to ask those of you that took the rabies part of that too seriously to cease trying to bite Ian at the bus stop on his way to the office every morning. He screams like a girl and it really annoys the neighbors even while it entertains the rest of us.) We’re averaging over 30,000 page views a month from all over the world! This is due in no small part to your album/video submissions and frickin awesome comments.

We’re looking forward to making some improvements to the site, doing some more prize giveaways and having some of you guest star in our posts. It’s going to be a fun summer ladies and germs, so keep sending us your bad album covers and terrible music videos! We’re looking forward to reaming them!

I vant to sahk your blahd.

This should go over well with all those Twilight freaks.

Also popular with grannies who enjoy killing, skinning, and scraping out their own deer hides.

Eat the townspeople. DO IT.

Don’t forget the Beano.

Hans gets off on creating miniature towns and then destroying them.