People’s Park in Berkeley just keeps pumping out the quality jams these days.

Last free exit? I’d rather pay the toll for the bridge.

Why pay the toll? He LIVES under the bridge!

Between a rock and a soft place?

More like between a rock and a meth lab.

“Are you ready for some football???!”

More like, “Are you ready for some REHAB!”

Selling records to the Amish? Why do I doubt they’re topping the pop charts…

I wants to churnz some butteh!

Electric? Apparently not even the mule is orthodox!