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Steve Walsh

Ben — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:29:10 +0000

I want to be like Steve Walsh when I grown up.

Steve Walsh like the cousin of Chuck Norris but with a better tan. He can shoot you from 2 miles away without a rifle – he just puts a hunting scope on his revolver.

A Big Thanks To Our Readers…

Ben — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 21:53:11 +0000

Us boys here at Regrettable Music would just like to thank all you readers for your rabid support. (We’d also like to ask those of you that took the rabies part of that too seriously to cease trying to bite Ian at the bus stop on his way to the office every morning. He screams like a girl and it really annoys the neighbors even while it entertains the rest of us.) We’re averaging over 30,000 page views a month from all over the world! This is due in no small part to your album/video submissions and frickin awesome comments.

We’re looking forward to making some improvements to the site, doing some more prize giveaways and having some of you guest star in our posts. It’s going to be a fun summer ladies and germs, so keep sending us your bad album covers and terrible music videos! We’re looking forward to reaming them!

Fringe

Ben — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 19:34:54 +0000

I vant to sahk your blahd.

This should go over well with all those Twilight freaks.

Also popular with grannies who enjoy killing, skinning, and scraping out their own deer hides.

The Friendly Giant

Ben — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:45:19 +0000

Eat the townspeople. DO IT.

Don’t forget the Beano.

Hans gets off on creating miniature towns and then destroying them.

Weezer Album Contest Results!

Ben — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:26:05 +0000

Thanks again to all of you that sent in your favorite three RM posts as your entry into the drawing to win a copy of Weezer’s latest album, ‘Raditude’! Since we had so many entries, we’ve decided to give out TWO prizes! Congrats to readers Mélanie and Gianluca, our lucky winners in the random drawing. We’ll get these in the mail to you both this week!

Something Decidedly Unregrettable

Regrettable Music — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:51:30 +0000

After punishing you for the last two years with the worst of the worst album covers, videos and heinous sounds from music at large, we’re gonna give you something for which you can be truly thankful. Weezer (one of our favorite bands here at Regrettable Music) is back with a new album, ‘Raditude’. To celebrate this new release, Weezer will perform a very special show at one very lucky college campus. Exactly which campus is up to you!!

The T-Mobile Motorola CLIQ Challenge is a competition to see which community has what it takes to get Weezer to their local campus by voting on Facebook. The school with the biggest CLIQ will win a live performance from Weezer… and an award of up to $25,000 – $1 for every vote. So get out there and vote!!!

But that’s not all! If you send us an email to theboys@regrettablemusic.com by December 7th with your top 3 favorite posts on the site, we’ll enter you in a random drawing for a shiny ‘Raditude’ CD! (Thanks to YouCast for the CD, btw.) Who knows…. if we are feeling generous the day we send off the prize, maybe we’ll throw in some Regrettable Music schwag too.

Happy Thanksgiving folks, and don’t OD on the cranberry stuffing this year. Your auntie said the carpet cleaning bill from last year was horrendous.