Horoscopes From Hell

March 10, 2009

Yes… bully, bull, bull is right.

I’d rather have cancer then dance to that cancer song!

Was this created with Microsoft Songsmith?

… and this includes their beta Dancesmith.


Wild from Vegas

November 3, 2008

“Are you ready for some football???!”

More like, “Are you ready for some REHAB!”


Colonial Cousins

March 5, 2008


Great secret handshake there guys.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think it was an English colony!

Is that an earring or did his left ear just go gangrenous?

I hope they aren’t kissing cousins!

His medallions are reckless.


Foster Edwards Orchestra: What’s Next?

February 15, 2008

Foster Edwards Orchestra: What’s Next

I did a little research. In the back of Rolling Stone magazine there’s a story of how Tina dropped out of the Foster Edwards orchestra and went on tour with AC/DC for two wild weeks as a backup guitarist. That was, until the raging bad acid trip backstage. Now she’s a roadie for Winger doing county fairs.

Best guitarist they ever had. Those were the days.

Are you sure it’s not Foster on the left, Edwards on the right, and Bertha Tina conducting?

Dead elephants tell no tales.

…uhhh, what? I think that’s “an elephant never forgets”.

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