I think they’re supposed to be kamikaze pilots.

She’s dressed a flight attendant––that’s ironic!

I found his performance… moving.

That wizard dude always reminded me of my high school chemistry teacher. Same creepy eyes, and they both cooked meth in their off hours.

More falsetto!

How romantic – he kills them, then brings them back to life so they’ll love him forever and ever.

Someone needs to die really quickly. My attention is wandering.

It’s like Wonkavision! He shrunk her!

This is what happens when you stay single way too long!

Dude, eHarmony is easier… and you won’t be charged with a felony.

It’s an endless cycle of killing and rebirth!

I’ve been in relationships like that.

I didn’t know that Liza Minelli and Marcel Marceau had a kid!

This is simply horrid. And for the record, I prefer my clowns with knives.

He’s a mime, dude.

He has broken the code of silence! Where’s a clown with a knife when you need one?!

Mime is money! Come on!