Honor thy father and mother fools!

In Mexico they use El Cucuy to get their kids to behave. In the 80′s we used Mr. T.

I appreciate Mr. T’s positive message and strong role modeling.

People need to realize that Mr. T ALWAYS has the right of way!

“The Bible makes it clear: if you break da rule, God help you, fool – you’ve got Mr. T to fear!” I didn’t know that Mr. T was in the Bible! Wow!

You don’t remember the story of Mr. T and the Whale? The whale swallowed him, and then Mr. T ripped it open from the inside, and dragged it home to it’s mama for a beating. It’s in there somewhere.

It’s Lucy in the Sky with Potatoes!

It’s a hairy backed, pot-smoking commie potato!

I do not want fries with that shake.

This ad has been approved by the Sicilian Potato League.

Whoa, she went all “Janis Joplin” there for a second.

In honor of Microsoft rickrolling wifi leechers at Tech Ed 2010.

In honor of the truly painful remake for a good cause.