How did this man get a classy gig like Bay Watch?

Oh yeah, the Hoff in prime form!

This offering from the Hoff has many similarities to My Parachute Won’t Open–consider its spirited use of robust green-screening and a flying harness, not to mention our collective desire for the singer to hit the ground at critical velocity.

Hooked On A Feeling? Well he’s hooked on something, but my guess is it was produced in the bathtub of an airstream trailer by some Hell’s Angels in Yuba County.

Well, this video only took 3 years to make.

They have the time, Ben.

Remember, he wears the sweater of perpetual celibacy.

The Scottish never intended this.

Why? Why play to a track with an instrument only in tune with itself? Why?

It’s Pootie Tang!

The best part is the rap in the middle.

Someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

I will never go to Chucky Cheese’s again.

This dude has a whole family room filled with creepy animatronics stolen from Splash Mountain!

My childhood just took a walk through the red light district, and it might need some antibiotics before I’ll let it come home again.