Den Harrow – Future Brain

May 16, 2010

How romantic – he kills them, then brings them back to life so they’ll love him forever and ever.

Someone needs to die really quickly. My attention is wandering.

It’s like Wonkavision! He shrunk her!

This is what happens when you stay single way too long!

Dude, eHarmony is easier… and you won’t be charged with a felony.

It’s an endless cycle of killing and rebirth!

I’ve been in relationships like that.


Klaus Nomi – Simple Man

May 3, 2010

I didn’t know that Liza Minelli and Marcel Marceau had a kid!

This is simply horrid. And for the record, I prefer my clowns with knives.

He’s a mime, dude.

He has broken the code of silence! Where’s a clown with a knife when you need one?!

Mime is money! Come on!


Silicone Dream – Andromeda

May 1, 2010

Moonwalking love slave robots! Awesome!

Houston, we have a problem.

NASA just lost all its funding. And apparently for good reason.

Poor NASA.


My Little Pony – The Musical

April 29, 2010


I’d rather spend an afternoon in a knife store with Chucky than sit through an entire performance of this stuff.

I think Ian should extensively review the authenticity of this production as he is our resident My Little Pony expert.

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