He looks like he could turn into Goat-Man at any second. –Dan

I’m against animal testing of this music.

Focus??!! I’d rather use a magnifying glass to burn a locust!

It’s kind of hard to focus when you’ve taken your entire stash of acid just before walking on stage.

This scientifically proves that high audiences prefer yodeling.

Gladys Knight loves it!

Jem is excitement!

I never fully realized how blessed I was to grow up without television until this moment. Dad… Mom… thank you.

Jem is adventure! … Jem is truly, truly, truly outrageous!

Yeah, that’s not annoying or anything.

Anyone want to renounce their denomination after watching this?

Whoa! I feel brainwashed already.

Man, what does Jesus think of all of this?

Jesus hasn’t seen these guys yet… but when he does get around to it, he’s going to be pissed!

That dude’s smile is way too creeeeeeepy.

The Zelda theme song? I’m not sure this really fits our Regrettable Music vibe… I mean it is a bit nerdy…

Oh heck yes it does! Ride the lightning b****es!!

Nothing like performance art that you can kill/cook dinner with.