Apparently they still hang people in Texas. Remind me to not commit any crimes in El Paso.

Hey, they have a really low crime rate.

Man… this is so bad, its prosecutable. Assault with a bad demo tape.

Don’t mess with Texas… in a rap battle!

I always knew Satan was a blond!

Tommy Robinetti plays Satan AND Jesus! Nice!

Let’s just hope Jesus gets here soon.

…hopefully he’ll get here before tribulation of the outro.

This is not the last thing I want to hear before the rapture.

Those kids are like ‘man, I didn’t eat enough paste at lunch to take the edge off this kind of misery’.

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite trivia show, ‘NAME… THAT… MULLET!!’

Would it be the Eco-Mullet?!

CORRECT! You’ve just won a lifetime supply of hempseed lotion!

Even the parents look bored… those capitalist tree haters.

Mr. Clean grew a mustache and sings!

Cease fire! Cease fire!

No más violencia!

Not enough accordion.