Oh HELL YES!

HELL NO! MENUDO!

All I want for Christmas is a glittered onesie!

Onesie’s are for little children. That’s a unitard.

Menudo – it’s not just a crappy band, it’s also a crappy food.

Poor Piñata!

I’ll speak for myself and say I’m glad it didn’t open.

Wet cleanup on aisle five.

…and aisle four!

Funny breakup songs are usually reserved for country music and involve liters of whiskey, commensurate hangovers, pickup trucks and dogs. This song could be the beginnings of a whole new genre stereotype – how exciting!

And we were all here to witness it… sort of like discovering a new species of slime mold.

Apparently they still hang people in Texas. Remind me to not commit any crimes in El Paso.

Hey, they have a really low crime rate.

Man… this is so bad, its prosecutable. Assault with a bad demo tape.

Don’t mess with Texas… in a rap battle!