Regrettable Music | Ruthless music humor » Painful Sounds http://www.regrettablemusic.com Bad music. Tragic album art. Ruthless music humor. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:50:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Bither Mit Herz http://www.regrettablemusic.com/2283/bither-mit-herz/ http://www.regrettablemusic.com/2283/bither-mit-herz/#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:55:49 +0000 Ben http://www.regrettablemusic.com/?p=2283 bither-mit-herz

Send 50 bucks, or the puppy gets it.

If you piddle on the floor again, so help me, I WILL SING!

28 unforgettable melodies…

… on a 4 minute LP!

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Let your parakeet TOUCH HIMSELF?!

TEACH himself, TEACH himself Bennett!!

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I think opposition to this record is bipartisan.

I’m conservative and I’M pissed!

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She’s deaf. She has to be.

I love their remix album, ‘Bring The Pain’.

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Recorded sounds of hemorrhoidal truckers grunting.

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Mom and Dad didn’t teach us how to make friends, they only taught us how to sing these damn songs!

‘The Friends’ – a little known but vicious cult based in North Dakota.

I won’t be coming over for jello salad, thanks.

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