Leather ‘N Fur, featuring Ben and Ian of Regrettable Music, shakin’ our translucent white booties at Outside Lands music festival in San Francisco. Forever on tape. I’m so sorry….

This rendition of “Mississippi Queen” makes me want to jump in the Mississippi River. And drown.

I still can’t believe Ben played that guitar with his tongue! God only knows how many grubby hippie hands stroked those buttons prior to his nauseating insanity.

Despite needing weeks of physical therapy on my pulled hamstring from the high kicks and jumping knee drops, the guitar tasted like…. victory.

The people are in charge… and, frankly, I’m terrified about it!

Thank god they’re only in charge of that tiny little globe.

Fight the power! With crappy folk music!

Portrait of the Berkeley, CA city council, 2002, right after their vote to force all cars to use avocado pulp for fuel…

…or be burned alive on a bed of marijuana and Boy Scout Magazines!

Uggh – 4 minutes and 18 seconds of pain. It just keeps coming…

Is she the spawn of Jimmy Durante? I phrase that as a question because it somehow seems less cruel.

Filmed on-site at a scenic sewage treatment plant overlooking the New York skyline.

I don’t want to lose you tonight––you’re the only thing that matters!

Can I get this on iTunes?

Ach, I hope not…

Just “Terri-ble.”

Thank goodness they didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction!

Poor Tina Turner.

This kind of halftime show is the solution to soccer hooliganism the world round! Either that or they’ll riot and kill everyone.

Let me think of a comment… while I take a dump.

Apparently this is the cure for constipation too!

They were the featured halftime entertainment for all of the Bud Bowls and the Westminster Dog Show.

Yeah, they were all tragically killed by a crazed rottweiler who couldn’t take it anymore.